This will be quick and painless, I assure you.
Ever since the announcement of our next event, Apicius, judgement swept down with a fist full of vengeance and hate. Some over the fact of what we may, or may not, serve. Some just because it was CRUX, in the headlines, again. So I will address, not justify, those two points.
1. The food – We don’t care that you have morals against eating whole animals off the carcass. That is how they did it, that’s how we are going to do it. Be happy we are not serving you dormice stuffed dormice. Trust me, I wanted to.
2. The jealousy – Yes, it’s just that. And since you can only get your rocks off by anonymously running your mouth about things that are inaccurate or just spiteful, I’ll give you a reach around and talk about you in this blog, in hopes you will ejaculate and get it out of your system now.
Until then, here is my back. Look at it, and hope people will give a shit about what you do one day.
“A negative judgment gives you more satisfaction than praise, provided it smacks of jealousy. “-Jean Baudrillard